Really Mean It

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
---Andy Rooney

Free Therapy

Smile, it's free therapy.
---Douglas Horton

Light in the Window

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside.
---Denis Waitley

Universal Language

A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
---William Arthur Ward

Smile Curves

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
 ---Phyllis Diller

Smile

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.
---Dr. Seuss

Smile at the Past

Look back, and smile on perils past.
 ---Walter Scott

Power of Kindness

Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.
  -Leo Buscaglia

Autumn Flowers

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
---Albert Camus

Blues Brothers Quotes

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.


Elwood: We're on a mission from God.


Elwood: What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We got country *and* western.


Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers HAS been approved.

Heaven and Hell

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
 -Mark Twain

Toment

The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.
 -William Penn

Wake Up and Live

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!
 -Bob Marley

Wasted Time

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
 -Mary Schmich

Homecoming King

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.
-Andy Richter

Leadership

The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.
-Faye Wattleton

Alimony

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
-Groucho Marx

Fashion

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-Oscar Wilde

Eye For An Eye

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi

All A's

You can get all A's and still flunk life. 

Walker Percy

Always on the Phone

I'm always on the phone because I'm usually not with the people I want to be with.
Natalie Portman

Egg Patience

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it.

Arnold H. Glasow

Brace Face

When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.



Heather Locklear

Difficulty and Opportunity

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.


 Albert Einstein

The Most Beautiful Things

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

Helen Keller

Stressed....

You know you are really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves

My Mother

“My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.”

 - George Washington