Toment

The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves.
 -William Penn

Wake Up and Live

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality. Wake Up and Live!
 -Bob Marley

Wasted Time

Don't waste time on jealousy. Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind.
 -Mary Schmich

Homecoming King

Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.
-Andy Richter

Leadership

The only safe ship in a storm is leadership.
-Faye Wattleton

Alimony

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
-Groucho Marx

Fashion

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-Oscar Wilde

Eye For An Eye

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
Mahatma Gandhi

All A's

You can get all A's and still flunk life. 

Walker Percy