Rolling Her Eyes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

---Jim Carrey

The Secret

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

---Mark Twain

Complicated

Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

----Confucius

The More You Learn

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go.

----Dr. Seuss

Surviving Marching Band

You know, if I can survive marching band, I can survive anything.

---Nellie McKay